Aunt Martha's® Dirty Laundry Tea Towel & Greeting Card - Crunch Tacos Not Abs. A quick and easy gift for Christmas, Mother's Day, Birthday... any day really. These clever gag towels are a real gas! Life is short... give that special someone the gift of laughter. One (1) 28 x 28-inch old-fashioned flour sack towel. Colorful machine embroidered design measures approximately 7 inches located on the bottom-center of the towel. 100% premium cotton. Wash in warm water with like colors. Save your money... note card included can be used in lieu of purchasing a separate greeting card! Retail Packaging... flour sack tea towel has been folded neatly with a rigid cardboard insert for support. Greeting card and towel are placed inside crystal clear polybag for protection with a retail hanger for easy display. Every product is barcoded with its own unique UPC.